I’m into nasal hair removal in a big way ’cause it makes me sneeze. I wear my hat lopsided. I often swear randomly in my sleep so I’m thinking of naming a new syndrome called noctourette syndrome which I will patent and trademark and make literally hundreds of dollars from the pharmaceutical industry. I eat a lot of pizza. I don’t like animals being hurt or killed unless they’re American. I only like Americans who like jazz – all the others are nincompoops. I think that will do for now